Mark Twain
A satire, an adventure story, and a critical look at slavery, moral quandaries and the hypocrisy of society – above all, here’s one of the seminal works of American literature.
CHAPTER I.Civilizing Huck.—Miss Watson.—Tom Sawyer Waits.
CHAPTER II.The Boys Escape Jim.—Torn Sawyer’s Gang.—Deep-laid Plans.
CHAPTER III.A Good Going-over.—Grace Triumphant.—“One of Tom Sawyers’s Lies”.
CHAPTER IV.Huck and the Judge.—Superstition.
CHAPTER V.Huck’s Father.—The Fond Parent.—Reform.
CHAPTER VI.He Went for Judge Thatcher.—Huck Decided to Leave.—PoliticalEconomy.—Thrashing Around.
CHAPTER VII.Laying for Him.—Locked in the Cabin.—Sinking the Body.—Resting.
CHAPTER VIII.Sleeping in the Woods.—Raising the Dead.—Exploring the Island.—FindingJim.—Jim’s Escape.—Signs.—Balum.
CHAPTER IX.The Cave.—The Floating House.
CHAPTER X.The Find.—Old Hank Bunker.—In Disguise.
CHAPTER XI.Huck and the Woman.—The Search.—Prevarication.—Going to Goshen.
CHAPTER XII.Slow Navigation.—Borrowing Things.—Boarding the Wreck.—ThePlotters.—Hunting for the Boat.
CHAPTER XIII.Escaping from the Wreck.—The Watchman.—Sinking.
CHAPTER XIV.A General Good Time.—The Harem.—French.
CHAPTER XV.Huck Loses the Raft.—In the Fog.—Huck Finds the Raft.—Trash.
CHAPTER XVI.Expectation.—A White Lie.—Floating Currency.—Running byCairo.—Swimming Ashore.
CHAPTER XVII.An Evening Call.—The Farm in Arkansaw.—Interior Decorations.—StephenDowling Bots.—Poetical Effusions.
CHAPTER XVIII.Col. Grangerford.—Aristocracy.—Feuds.—The Testament.—Recovering theRaft.—The Wood—pile.—Pork and Cabbage.
CHAPTER XIX.Tying Up Day—times.—An Astronomical Theory.—Running a TemperanceRevival.—The Duke of Bridgewater.—The Troubles of Royalty.
CHAPTER XX.Huck Explains.—Laying Out a Campaign.—Working the Camp—meeting.—APirate at the Camp—meeting.—The Duke as a Printer.
CHAPTER XXI.Sword Exercise.—Hamlet’s Soliloquy.—They Loafed Around Town.—A LazyTown.—Old Boggs.—Dead.
CHAPTER XXII.Sherburn.—Attending the Circus.—Intoxication in the Ring.—TheThrilling Tragedy.
CHAPTER XXIII.Sold.—Royal Comparisons.—Jim Gets Home-sick.
CHAPTER XXIV.Jim in Royal Robes.—They Take a Passenger.—Getting Information.—FamilyGrief.
CHAPTER XXV.Is It Them?—Singing the “Doxologer.”—Awful Square—Funeral Orgies.—ABad Investment .
CHAPTER XXVI.A Pious King.—The King’s Clergy.—She Asked His Pardon.—Hiding in theRoom.—Huck Takes the Money.
CHAPTER XXVII.The Funeral.—Satisfying Curiosity.—Suspicious of Huck,—Quick Sales andSmall.
CHAPTER XXVIII.The Trip to England.—“The Brute!”—Mary Jane Decides to Leave.—HuckParting with Mary Jane.—Mumps.—The Opposition Line.
CHAPTER XXIX.Contested Relationship.—The King Explains the Loss.—A Question ofHandwriting.—Digging up the Corpse.—Huck Escapes.
CHAPTER XXX.The King Went for Him.—A Royal Row.—Powerful Mellow.
CHAPTER XXXI.Ominous Plans.—News from Jim.—Old Recollections.—A SheepStory.—Valuable Information.
CHAPTER XXXII.Still and Sunday—like.—Mistaken Identity.—Up a Stump.—In a Dilemma.
CHAPTER XXXIII.A Nigger Stealer.—Southern Hospitality.—A Pretty Long Blessing.—Tarand Feathers.
CHAPTER XXXIV.The Hut by the Ash Hopper.—Outrageous.—Climbing the LightningRod.—Troubled with Witches.
CHAPTER XXXV.Escaping Properly.—Dark Schemes.—Discrimination in Stealing.—A DeepHole.
CHAPTER XXXVI.The Lightning Rod.—His Level Best.—A Bequest to Posterity.—A HighFigure.
CHAPTER XXXVII.The Last Shirt.—Mooning Around.—Sailing Orders.—The Witch Pie.
CHAPTER XXXVIII.The Coat of Arms.—A Skilled Superintendent.—Unpleasant Glory.—ATearful Subject.
CHAPTER XXXIX.Rats.—Lively Bed—fellows.—The Straw Dummy.
CHAPTER XL.Fishing.—The Vigilance Committee.—A Lively Run.—Jim Advises a Doctor.
CHAPTER XLI.The Doctor.—Uncle Silas.—Sister Hotchkiss.—Aunt Sally in Trouble.
CHAPTER XLII.Tom Sawyer Wounded.—The Doctor’s Story.—Tom Confesses.—Aunt PollyArrives.—Hand Out Them Letters.
CHAPTER THE LAST.Out of Bondage.—Paying the Captive.—Yours Truly, Huck Finn.
The Widows
Moses and the “Bulrushers”
Miss Watson
Huck Stealing Away
They Tip-toed Along
Jim
Tom Sawyer’s Band of Robbers
Huck Creeps into his Window
Miss Watson’s Lecture
The Robbers Dispersed
Rubbing the Lamp
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Judge Thatcher surprised
Jim Listening
“Pap”
Huck and his Father
Reforming the Drunkard
Falling from Grace
Getting out of the Way
Solid Comfort
Thinking it Over
Raising a Howl
“Git Up”
The Shanty
Shooting the Pig
Taking a Rest
In the Woods
Watching the Boat
Discovering the Camp Fire
Jim and the Ghost
Misto Bradish’s Nigger
Exploring the Cave
In the Cave
Jim sees a Dead Man
They Found Eight Dollars
Jim and the Snake
Old Hank Bunker
“A Fair Fit”
“Come In”
“Him and another Man”
She puts up a Snack
“Hump Yourself”
On the Raft
He sometimes Lifted a Chicken
“Please don’t, Bill”
“It ain’t Good Morals”
“Oh! Lordy, Lordy!”
In a Fix
“Hello, What’s Up?”
The Wreck
We turned in and Slept
Turning over the Truck
Solomon and his Million Wives
The story of “Sollermun”
“We Would Sell the Raft”
Among the Snags
Asleep on the Raft
“Something being Raftsman”
“Boy, that’s a Lie”
“Here I is, Huck”
Climbing up the Bank
“Who’s There?”
“Buck”
“It made Her look Spidery”
“They got him out and emptied Him”
The House
Col. Grangerford
Young Harney Shepherdson
Miss Charlotte
“And asked me if I Liked Her”
“Behind the Wood-pile”
Hiding Day-times
“And Dogs a-Coming”
“By rights I am a Duke!”
“I am the Late Dauphin”
Tail Piece
On the Raft
The King as Juliet
“Courting on the Sly”
“A Pirate for Thirty Years”
Another little Job
Practizing
Hamlet’s Soliloquy
“Gimme a Chaw”
A Little Monthly Drunk
The Death of Boggs
Sherburn steps out
A Dead Head
He shed Seventeen Suits
Tragedy
Their Pockets Bulged
Henry the Eighth in Boston Harbor
Harmless
Adolphus
He fairly emptied that Young Fellow
“Alas, our Poor Brother”
“You Bet it is”
Leaking
Making up the “Deffisit”
Going for him
The Doctor
The Bag of Money
The Cubby
Supper with the Hare-Lip
Honest Injun
The Duke looks under the Bed
Huck takes the Money
A Crack in the Dining-room Door
The Undertaker
“He had a Rat!”
“Was you in my Room?”
Jawing
In Trouble
Indignation
How to Find Them
He Wrote
Hannah with the Mumps
The Auction
The True Brothers
The Doctor leads Huck
The Duke Wrote
“Gentlemen, Gentlemen!”
“Jim Lit Out”
The King shakes Huck
The Duke went for Him
Spanish Moss
“Who Nailed Him?”
Thinking
He gave him Ten Cents
Striking for the Back Country
Still and Sunday-like
She hugged him tight
“Who do you reckon it is?”
“It was Tom Sawyer”
“Mr. Archibald Nichols, I presume?”
A pretty long Blessing
Traveling By Rail
Vittles
A Simple Job
Witches
Getting Wood
One of the Best Authorities
The Breakfast-Horn
Smouching the Knives
Going down the Lightning-Rod
Stealing spoons
Tom advises a Witch Pie
The Rubbage-Pile
“Missus, dey’s a Sheet Gone”
In a Tearing Way
One of his Ancestors
Jim’s Coat of Arms
A Tough Job
Buttons on their Tails
Irrigation
Keeping off Dull Times
Sawdust Diet
Trouble is Brewing
Fishing
Every one had a Gun
Tom caught on a Splinter
Jim advises a Doctor
The Doctor
Uncle Silas in Danger
Old Mrs. Hotchkiss
Aunt Sally talks to Huck
Tom Sawyer wounded
The Doctor speaks for Jim
Tom rose square up in Bed
“Hand out them Letters”
Out of Bondage
Tom’s Liberality
Yours Truly
EXPLANATORY
In this book a number of dialects are used, to wit: the Missouri negro dialect; the extremest form of the backwoods Southwestern dialect; the ordinary “Pike County” dialect; and four modified varieties of this last. The shadings have not been done in a haphazard fashion, or by guesswork; but painstakingly, and with the trustworthy guidance and support of personal familiarity with these several forms of speech.
I make this explanation for the reason that without it many readers would suppose that all these characters were trying to talk alike and not succeeding.
THE AUTHOR.
Scene: The Mississippi Valley Time: Forty to fifty years ago
CHAPTER I.
You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt Polly, or the widow, or maybe Mary. Aunt Polly—Tom’s Aunt Polly, she is—and Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book, which is mostly a true book, with some stretchers, as I said before.
Now the way that the book winds up is this: Tom and me found the money that the robbers hid in the cave, and it made us rich. We got six thousand dollars apiece—all gold. It was an awful sight of money when it was piled up. Well, Judge Thatcher he took it and put it out at interest, and it fetched us a dollar a day apiece all the year round—more than a body could tell what to do with. The Widow Douglas she took me for her son, and allowed she would sivilize me; but it was rough living in the house all the time, considering how dismal regular and decent the widow was in all her ways; and so when I couldn’t stand it no longer I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied. But Tom Sawyer he hunted me up and said he was going to start a band of robbers, and I might join if I would go back to the widow and be respectable. So I went back.
The widow she cried over me, and called me a poor lost lamb, and she called me a lot of other names, too, but she never meant no harm by it. She put me in them new clothes again, and I couldn’t do nothing but sweat and sweat, and feel all cramped up. Well, then, the old thing commenced again. The widow rung a bell for supper, and you had to come to time. When you got to the table you couldn’t go right to eating, but you had to wait for the widow to tuck down her head and grumble a little over the victuals, though there warn’t really anything the matter with them,—that is, nothing only everything was cooked by itself. In a barrel of odds a